Enter mortals.
I am the Goddess of Curtains. Welcome to my temple of infinite drapery knowledge. Submit unto me your deepest, darkest fears (about window treatments, of course) and I will allay them. When it comes to the mystical world of window dressing, I am all-seeing, all-hearing, all-knowing. Rest assured mere mortals, curtains are my religion. I am the Oracle of Sheers, the High Priestess of Shades. And my divine expertise will help you discover your own inner Curtain Goddess.
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